From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
So, anyway, another dispatch from DeSantistan. If banners on local swag poles are any indicator, the natives are confused. Nuclear secrets hidden in the minifridge and some nerves frayed. The Ronald crushed the ballot box in his mandate-sized re-election, while Donald’s pets like Dr. Oz stunk like a two-week-old crudité tray. Then the “big announcement” which even Trump couldn’t get excited about. Low energy loser seems the general consensus. Like being told Grandpa is real sick. Nobody even mentions all the criminal investigations.
Actually heard one old white lady say out loud on camera with the recorder running, “I want Trump to make America Florida while DeSantis stays home to keep Florida free.”
If you live where I live, all seems completely possible.
Meanwhile, I will continue to report to the outside world as long as I am able.
NewsCorp, which is Fox, the Wall Street Journal,
and the no longer great New York Post (bring back Col!),
is all in for Governor Ron DeSanctimonious,
an average REPUBLICAN Governor with great Public Relations,
who didn’t have to close up his State, but did,
unlike other Republican Governors,
whose overall numbers for a Republican, were just average—
middle of the pack—including COVID,
and who has the advantage of SUNSHINE,
where people from badly run States up North would go
no matter who the Governor was,
just like I did!
And now, Ron DeSanctimonious is playing games! The Fake News asks him if he’s going to run if President Trump runs, and he says, “I’m only focused on the Governor’s race, I’m not looking into the future.” Well, in terms of loyalty and class, that’s really not the right answer.
Ron came to me in desperate shape in 2017—
he was politically dead,
losing in a landslide to a very good Agriculture Commissioner,
Adam Putnam, who was loaded up with cash
and great poll numbers.
Ron had low approval, bad polls, and no money,
but he said that if I would Endorse him, he could win.
I didn’t know Adam from Adam
so I said, “Let’s give it a shot, Ron.”
When I Endorsed him,
it was as though, to use a bad term,
a nuclear weapon went off. Years later,
they were the exact words
Adam Putnam used in describing Ron’s Endorsement.
He said, “I went from having it made, with no competition,
to immediately getting absolutely clobbered after your Endorsement.”
I then got Ron past the “Star” of the Democrat Party, Andrew Gillum
(who was later revealed to be a “Crack Head”),
by having two massive Rallies with tens of thousands of people at each one.
I also fixed his campaign, which had completely fallen apart.
I was all in for Ron, and he beat Gillum,
but after the Race,
when votes were being stolen by the corrupt Election process in Broward County,
and Ron was going down ten thousand votes a day,
along with now-Senator Rick Scott,
I sent in the FBI and the U.S. Attorneys,
and the ballot theft immediately ended,
just prior to them running out of the votes necessary to win.
I stopped his Election from being stolen…
This is just like 2015 and 2016, a Media Assault (Collusion!),
when Fox News fought me to the end
until I won,
and then they couldn’t have been nicer or more supportive.
The Wall Street Journal loved Low Energy Jeb Bush,
and a succession of other people as they rapidly disappeared from sight,
finally falling in line with me after I easily knocked them out,
one by one.
We’re in exactly the same position now.
They will keep coming after us, MAGA,
but ultimately, we will win. Put America First and,
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Text of Poem from a single tweet by D.J. Trump of Palm Beach, FL.
The New York Post lashed out at Donald Trump again on Wednesday, burying it on page 26 of the former president’s favorite tabloid.
The paper, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, derisively referred to Trump as “Florida Man” on the cover, teasing the launch — which took place Tuesday night at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla. front page with the headline: “Florida Man Makes Announcement.”
Murdoch’s conservative media empire — which includes the Post, Wall Street Journal, and Fox News — aided Trump’s remarkable rise to the presidency of the New York real estate magnate and reality show star.
But those former Trump-friendly outlets have soured Trump in the wake of the Republicans’ lackluster showing in last week’s midterm elections. And each took turns blaming Trump for the GOP’s dismal performance.
“Ron DeSantis is the new leader of the Republican Party,” Florida’s governor said ahead of his own impending decision on whether or not to run for president in 2024.
“The biggest winner of the midterm elections was without a doubt Gov. Ron DeSantis,” the editorial said. “The Biggest Loser? Donald Trump.”
“Trump is the Republican Party’s biggest loser,” the Wall Street Journal declared in .
“He has now flopped in 2018, 2020, 2021 and 2022,” the WSJ editorial wrote. “What will the Democrats do if Donald Trump isn’t there to lose an election?”
The Post anointed DeSantis the GOP’s “DeFuture” and portrayed Trump as “.”
Trump fared slightly better on Tuesday with Fox News. Most of his primetime announcement aired live on Trump-friendly host Sean Hannity’s show. But even Hannity stopped for about 10 minutes to offer pro-Trump analysis from his guests, including former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, whom he applauded for sticking to the teleprompter most of the time.
“If he continues like this tonight,” Huckabee said, “he’s unbeatable in 2024.”
