OG With Cheese: Gary Fanelli, Sr.

I’m an entertainer. I wear costumes for the people, so they can loosen up and not be stuffed shirts. It’s an uptight world, and this is one way to relax. Races are like a parade of humanity. I know it’s OK to wear a costume. I don’t need people’s approval. – GF Sr.

Gary on the left, poised to strike. Masters Mile. Penn Relays.
Winning a race in Honolulu, looking skyward.
Leading at West Chester Half marathon – 1:04:39 to tie Garry Bjorklund’s record.
Racing at Giro dell’ Umbria in Italy…1st place

You can make any human activity into meditation simply by being completely with it and doing it just to do it. – Alan Watts

When running was young and so was I, I’d clip the ends of my shoelaces to reduce weight. Slice all the labels off my kit. Anything to have less to lug. As many are aware, I was self-coached by a maniac.

The idea of running in a costume always struck me as stupid until I saw Gary Fanelli, Sr. do it over and over again. With aplomb, never boring. And he was fast, he was legit. He could outrun about everybody there was and often did.

I think of Gary, I think of Philly. But that’s not why. Somebody asked me to describe Gary Fanelli, Sr.

I say, it’s like when Samuel L. Jackson is trying to explain European burgers to John Travolta in “Pulp Fiction.’

[Vincent] And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]
They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

[JULES]
Then what do they call it?

[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese.

Gary Fanelli, Sr. is the OGOR With Cheese.

Always seemed to be completely with it and doing it just to do it.

A gutty competitor when it counted. Asked for some photographs to illustrate his career. He sent five.

Not a costume in sight.

With daughters, Celeste & Laura at Penn Relays 

When did you start running and why?

I started running as a kid, was my favorite game to run…then at school we had CYO Sports Programs including track..so at the age of 10 I was racing  in the Penn Relays, a 4 x 110yard Relay………. I think we got last place.. BUT I didn’t care, I was thrilled being there.

Most memorable run?

Well, I will say, runs. Leading at the 1980 USA Olympic Trails Marathon. Leading (as the ‘Designated Pacer/ Rabbit’) at the Boston Marathon 1981 for 17 miles. Racing in the 1988 Olympic Games Marathon.

Toughest opponent?

I never really had any one on one rivalry. There were many great runners I came up against. Win some, lose some.

Here is a small story for  you. In the early 1980’s I was out training here in Philadelphia Area, and I am running up this long steep hill during a ten-Mile run. These teens in a car pull alongside me, throw out a lit cigarette and it hit my hand, burning me. They sped out, laughing. I sped up, too, chasing them. They turned right at this traffic light, then I see them go running into this house. I come to the house, knock on the door. They are in there cowering, refusing to answer the door. SO, I start tearing down the rain spouts at this house. Then I’m jumping on the rain spouts. I know their parents – when they came home – must have asked these kids who they just “pissed off.”

Biggest disappointment?

 The 1980 Olympic Boycott was a HUGE disappointment to me. I was ready to perhaps make the USA Team for Marathon. All of the long hard miles put in by me and so many others…..wasted.

What would you do differently if you could do it again?  Why?

 What I’d do differently? Less mileage….more quality…..more recovery. 

Favorite philosopher?  Quote?

Alan Watts. I learned a great deal from him, especially about outlook and attitude.

Special song of the era?

Good Question. This happened SO often.. I’d be driving to a a race and on the radio the Doobie Bros song: ” Listen To The Music” would come on and every time then I would get 1st place in the race. Was ” uncanny” and FUN.

Coincidence, before the Honolulu Marathon, I would listen to the Doobie Brothers. “Love will find the way/once you get past the pain.”

Favorite comedian?

Comedians.  George Carlin. David Chapelle. Robin Williams. Jim Carrey. 

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

George Carlin

What was your ‘best stretch of running’?  And so why do you think you hit that level at that time?

Best stretch of running was in the 1980’s.  Sometimes I’d run 20 miles per day. I have gone up to 155 Miles in a single week. Because I was training for Giro Del Umbria in Italy, a competition of five races in six days – totally near 60+ miles. AND it was also The Italian Road Race Championships and I did garner 1st place..

What was your edge?

My Edge was a strong mindset of ” No Fear.” I was confident and knew I had done the work to succeed.

What supplementary exercises did you do?

I lifted weights throughout my running career, did stretches also. Also a good Vegetarian Diet.

What was your toughest injury and how did you deal with it?

Left foot hammer toes were SO bad at times, the bone would wear an open hole at bottom of my foot. This happened at the 1980 U S Olympic Trials. Same thing at Westchester (NY) Half Marathon, which I won in a 1:04. Also at Stramilano, in Italy.  the open wound/ abscess was SO painful…..extreme pain. Ultimately I had corrective surgery in 1983, so I could be ready for the 1984 U S Olympic Trails.

Maui runner

Gary Fanelli, Sr.

Gary M. Fanelli (born October 24, 1950) is a long-distance runner from the United States who represented American Samoa in the marathon at the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul, South Korea. Fanelli’s 2:25:35 performance at the Olympics is an American Samoan national record. Known for running in costume, he has been called “the crown prince of road racing” and “the king of costume”.

[And now “OGOR With Cheese.”]

Early life

Fanelli was born and raised in the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, area. He attended school in Ardsley, Pennsylvania, where “he was just another class cut-up”. In 1969, Fanelli dropped out of Montgomery County Community College and reportedly joined a commune in Maui, Hawaii, but eventually returned to Ardsley where he began training. By 1980, he was a bee pollen salesman and a natural food advocate living in Oreland, Pennsylvania. He reportedly took ten bee pollen tablets before races.

Running career

Fanelli qualified for the marathon at the United States Olympic Trials in Buffalo, New York, held May 24, 1980. Wearing a shirt that read “The Road to Moscow Ends Here” in order to protest the American boycott of the Summer Olympics, he jumped out front at the start and by 11 miles had extended his lead over the pack to 150 yards. Fanelli crossed the half-way point in 1:04:39, but began to slow after yelling, “a blister on my left foot!” He maintained the lead for 15 miles before dropping back and finishing in 22nd place (2:16:49). Fanelli claimed he set a fast pace so that the three American qualifiers, Tony Sandoval, Benji Durden, and Kyle Heffner who ran under 2:11:00 at that race, would all have better times than the eventual Olympic champion, Waldemar Cierpinski of East Germany who ran a 2:11:03 in Moscow.

Two-weeks later, Fanelli finished first ahead of Bill Rodgers and Rod Dixon at a Diet Pepsi-sponsored 10,000 meters road race in Philadelphia. In Montreal, Quebec, Canada on September 6, 1980, he set his marathon personal best of 2:14:17. The following year, Fanelli led the 1981 Boston Marathon for 16 miles. He competed in the marathon at the 1984 Olympic trials, finishing in 23rd place with a time of 2:18:53. Fanelli finished sixth at the 1987 Boston Marathon, and had competed in 70 marathons by the autumn of 1988.

Fanelli moved to Tafuna, American Samoa six months prior to the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul in order to coach and attain his Olympic eligibility. Competing in the marathon, he finished in 51st place. He was also listed as the only member on the territory’s 400-meter relay team.

Among Fanelli’s victories are the 1981 Lewes Seashore marathon, a Sri Chinmoy marathon in 1982, the 1984 Last Train to Boston Marathon, the 1990 Maui Marathon, and the 1992 Run to the Sun 36.2 miler. In 1998 Gary Fanelli and USATF Olympic Development Official Stacey Chambers, Co-Founded the Puma USA Road Racing Track and Field Team.

Costumes

Fanelli is known for participating in road races while dressed in costume. He began running in costume either in 1979 or 1981 after seeing a suit that reminded him of Elwood Blues, Dan Aykroyd’s character from The Blues Brothers, in a Souderton, Pennsylvania thrift shop. Sports Illustrated reported that Fanelli’s first race as Elwood Blues was a 10K event in Southampton, Pennsylvania, where he played a few bars of “I Can’t Turn You Loose” as he crossed the finish line in first place. Runner’s World later quoted him as stating that he first wore the costume at the New York City Marathon where “the reaction was outrageous”. Fanelli regularly ran road races as the Blues Brothers character, including the 1984 Boston Marathon, the 1985 Pittsburgh Marathon, and the 1987 Charleston Distance Run, as well as events in New York City, Stockholm, and New Zealand. In 1987, Fanelli and Scott Williams entered the costumed division of the Midnight Sun Run as the Blues Brothers; the pair tied for second overall.

He has run the New York City Marathon as various characters: as Elwood Blues in 1983, as a Ghostbusters ghost in 1984, as a New York Mets player in 1986, and wearing a white tunic and toque as “Chef Ronzoni” in 1987.

In the 1984 Toronto Marathon, Fanelli ran a costumed best of 2:30:40 dressed as Michael Jackson with a red leather jacket, sequined glove, and curly black wig. He dressed as Abraham Lincoln in the 1987 Empire State Building Run-Up.

One of Fanelli’s own characters is “Billy Chester Polyester”, reported to be “one of the leisure suit crowd” and wearing “100% synthetic clothing”. He competed dressed as the character in the 1985 Bay to Breakers. Dressed in a summer version of “Polyesther” that he described as “patio wear from Sears” (a straw hat, Hawaiian shirt, and large Bermuda shorts), Fanelli set a national record at the second running of the Jamaica International Marathon on January 19, 1985. His 2:24:41 performance concluded with him running backwards and dancing reggae style over the final 100 yards prior to faking a hamstring injury with ten feet to go and crawling across the finish like a snake. Another account states that in the same costume he ran a 2:15 at a marathon in New Zealand.

Some of Fanelli’s other original characters include “Clarence Nerdelbaum”, a nerd with a calculator and a pocket protector full of pens and pencils; “Yogi High Karma, a wacko guru”; “Dr. Outrageous”, a hip neurosurgeon; and “Gary Wallstreet”, a businessman who raced around Manhattan’s financial district wearing business attire and carrying an attache case. He has also appeared in races as a migrant farm worker, a pirate, and a teamster.

Personal

Fanelli is a vegetarian and is reported to have founded the Philadelphia Vegetarian Society. He lived in Hawaii as of December 1988, and in Philadelphia as of January 2006.

His brother Michael was a head coach of the USA National Track and Field Team.

Source: Wikiwand. “Quality score: Poor”

Personal bests

TypeDistanceTimeFlagsSiteDateActions
RD5 km14:40Philadelphia PA/USA29 Apr 1979
RD10 km29:16New York NY/USA03 Jul 1982
RD15 km45:42Portland OR/USA29 Jun 1980
RD10 mi48:40Cherry Hill NJ/USA20 Mar 1983
RDHalf Mara1:03:53Philadelphia PA/USA16 Sep 1984
RDMarathon2:14:16.3Montreal PQ/CAN06 Sep 1980
“My 5k PR was on the track at Rutgers Relays1980….14:06 finishing 2nd to John Gregorek.”

Performances

Date FinishedTimeFlagsTypeDistanceSiteRacePrize moneyActions
21 Oct 2007621:26:13RDHalf MaraWeott CA/USAHumboldt Redwoods
19 Sep 200480?1:15:22RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAJefferson Hospital Philadelphia Distance Run
02 May 20044457:17aRD10 miPhiladelphia PA/USABlue Cross Broad Street Run
21 Sep 2003791:16:18RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAJefferson Hospital Philadelphia Distance Run
16 Sep 200170?1:16:04RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAJefferson Hospital Philadelphia Distance Run
06 May 20014456:19a xRD10 miPhildelphia PA/USABroad Street Run
18 Mar 2001216:20RD5 kmKaanapali HI/USAMaui
07 Jan 20016357:48RD10 miStockton CA/USACalifornia
12 Dec 1999372:48:35RDMarathonHonolulu HI/USAHonolulu
15 Feb 1999844:58RD13.1 kmHonolulu HI/USAGreat Aloha Run
27 Sep 1998816:43RD5 kmPhiladelphia PA/USAJefferson Hospital Philadelphia Distance Run
07 Dec 199730RD10 kmWest Chester PA/USABrian’s Run
16 Aug 199712RD10 kmPhiladelphia PA/USAUnity Weekend Run$100
04 May 19971753:43aRD10 miPhiladelphia PA/USABroad Street Run$200
08 Dec 199620RD10 kmWest Chester PA/USABrian’s Run
24 Nov 19961425:28RD8 kmPhiladelphia PA/USARothstein Institute$100
22 Sep 1996521:11:31RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAPhiladelphia Distance Run
18 Feb 1996122:58:51RDMarathonKingston JAMCaribbean Cement International
27 Sep 199214:59:40RD58.26 kmKahului HI/USARun to the Sun
15 Dec 1991602:41:24RDMarathonHonolulu HI/USAHonolulu
11 Mar 199012:31:09aRDMarathonKaanapali HI/USAMaui
05 Nov 1989431:20RD10 kmn/a HI/USARunning Room$300
06 Nov 1988662:29:12aRDMarathonNew York NY/USANew York City
02 Oct 1988512:25:35RDMarathonSeoul KOROlympic Games
30 Jul 19881236:16RD11.27 kmDavenport IA/USAQuad City Times Bix
10 Dec 1987122:20RD7.4 kmHonolulu HI/USADiamondhead Dash
13 Sep 1987331:06RD10 kmDanbury CT/USANew Times Classic
25 Jul 19871435:54RD11.27 kmDavenport IA/USAQuad City Times Bix
24 May 19872024:13RD5 miAgawam MA/USARiverside Park Twilight
17 Jan 1987131:03RD10 kmMontego Bay JAMJamaica International
01 Jun 198610RD10 kmMiddletown NY/USAOrange Classic
25 May 19861724:21RD5 miAgawam MA/USARiverside Twilight
26 Apr 1986549:54RD10 miNew York NY/USATrevira Twosome
15 Sep 198512:31:15RDMarathonCancun MEXNocturno de Cancun
24 Aug 19852050:02RD10 miFlint MI/USABobby Crim
26 May 19854725:25RD5 miAgawam MA/USARiverside Twilight
19 May 19851337:26aRD12 kmSan Francisco CA/USABay to Breakers
30 Mar 19851831:03aRD10 kmCharleston SC/USACooper River Bridge Run
10 Feb 1985192:21:31RDMarathonTokyo JPNTokyo International
19 Jan 198512:24:46RDMarathonMontego Bay JAMJamaica International
04 Nov 1984729:49RD10 kmSan Diego CA/USAHeart of San Diego
30 Sep 1984182:31:10RDMarathonToronto ON/CANMiller High Life Toronto
16 Sep 198461:03:53RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAPhiladelphia Distance Classic
09 Sep 1984230:22RD10 kmDanbury CT/USAConnecticut Classic
25 Aug 19841048:49RD10 miFlint MI/USABobby Crim
13 Aug 1984229:38RD9.656 kmAvalon NJ/USAAvalon Beach Run
28 Jul 1984934:28RD11.27 kmDavenport IA/USAQuad City Times Bix
08 Jul 1984124:24RD5 miFlushing Meadow NY/USASri Chinmoy
30 Jun 1984730:35RD10 kmOglesby IL/USAOglesby Miller Classic
24 Jun 1984338:08RD12 kmChicago IL/USAMasquerade Run
26 May 1984232:18:53aRDMarathonBuffalo NY/USAUS Olympic Trials
08 Apr 1984224:48RD5 miValley Stream NY/USATiger Dime
03 Mar 198412:31:10RDMarathonEdgewood MD/USALast Train to Boston
05 Feb 198432RDHalf MaraCoamo PURSan Blas
13 Jan 198432:48:52RDMarathonMontego Bay JAMJamaica International
27 Aug 19831649:36RD10 miFlint MI/USABobby Crim
13 Aug 19831129:48RD10 kmAsbury Park NJ/USAAsbury Park Classic
06 Aug 19831323:38RD8 kmMaggie Valley NC/USAMaggie Valley Moonlight
17 Jul 1983224:49RD5 miAtlantic City NJ/USAKnife and Fork Beach Run
17 Jun 1983230:47RD10 kmAruba ARUConcorde
05 Jun 1983830:43RD10 kmMiddletown NY/USAOrange Classic
29 May 19831030:45RD10 kmBaltimore MD/USAWJZ Constellation
07 May 1983171:07:53RDHalf MaraMilan ITAStramilano
18 Apr 1983482:17:30aRDMarathonBoston MA/USABoston
02 Apr 1983529:41RD10 kmNew York NY/USAPerrier
20 Mar 1983848:40RD10 miCherry Hill NJ/USANike New Jersey
13 Mar 198351:06:49RDHalf MaraBrooklyn NY/USABrooklyn
06 Mar 19831629:54RD10 kmPhiladelphia PA/USAPet Health Run
13 Feb 1983312:23:14RDMarathonTokyo JPNTokyo International
06 Feb 198351:06:46RDHalf MaraOakland CA/USAOakland
30 Oct 19821946:46RD15 kmTulsa OK/USATulsa Run
03 Oct 198212:30:42RDMarathonFlushing Meadow NY/USASri Chinmoy
21 Aug 1982124:46RD5 miMemphis TN/USAOverton Park
15 Aug 19821033:14aRD11.265 kmFalmouth MA/USAFalmouth Road Race
07 Aug 19821223:50aRD5 miMaggie Valley NC/USAMaggie Valley Moonlight
18 Jul 1982330:32RD10 kmMiddletown NY/USAOrange Classic
03 Jul 19821029:16RD10 kmNew York NY/USAPepsi Challenge National Championships$300
26 Jun 1982330:36RD10 kmAruba ARUAruba
30 May 198262:15:45RDMarathonAuckland NZLPasta Auckland International
04 Apr 1982101:04:31xRDHalf MaraMilan ITAStramilano
11 Feb 1982142:27:41RDMarathonKyoto JPNKyoto
13 Dec 1981322:31:37RDMarathonHonolulu HI/USAHonolulu
25 Oct 1981412:18:43.2a xRDMarathonNew York NY/USANew York City
10 Oct 198112:30:28RDMarathonLewes DE/USALewes Seashore
08 Aug 1981430:21RD10 kmAsbury Park NJ/USAAsbury Park
28 Jun 198111:05:18RDHalf MaraNew Rochelle NY/USAWestchester
20 Apr 1981972:22:26aRDMarathonBoston MA/USABoston
01 Mar 1981422:26:47RDMarathonTokyo JPNTokyo
07 Dec 1980182:26:21RDMarathonHonolulu HI/USAHonolulu
16 Nov 1980132:21:31RDMarathonColumbus OH/USAColumbus
08 Nov 1980631:02RD10 kmYoungstown OH/USAInternational Peace Race
04 Oct 19801729:42RD10 kmPurchase NY/USADiet Pepsi Finals
06 Sep 198032:14:16.3RDMarathonMontreal PQ/CANMontreal
23 Aug 1980748:51RD10 miFlint MI/USABobby Crim
17 Aug 19801233:23aRD11.265 kmFalmouth MA/USAFalmouth Road Race
09 Aug 1980129:34RD9.656 kmAvalon NJ/USABeach Run
27 Jul 1980230:25RD10 kmPhiladelphia PA/USASaucony Share the Road
29 Jun 19802045:42RD15 kmPortland OR/USACascade Run Off
22 Jun 198011:04:49RDHalf MaraNew Rochelle NY/USAWestchester
08 Jun 1980130:04RD10 kmPhiladelphia PA/USADiet Pepsi
24 May 1980222:16:48.4aRDMarathonBuffalo NY/USAUS Olympic Trials
04 May 19801645:47RD15 kmFar Hills NJ/USAMidland Run
20 Apr 198012:28:51RDMarathonHamilton ON/CANHamilton YMCA
09 Mar 1980124:04RD5 miPhiladelphia PA/USASpring
21 Oct 1979182:18:20xRDMarathonNew York NY/USANew York City
29 Sep 19791629:38RD10 kmPurchase NY/USADiet Pepsi
22 Sep 19792050:32RD10 miLynchburg VA/USAVirginia
16 Sep 197981:06:22RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAPhiladelphia Distance Run
16 Jun 1979130:51RD10 kmTullytown PA/USAWilliam Penn Classic
29 Apr 1979114:40RD5 kmPhiladelphia PA/USASimmons
01 Apr 197931:07:48RDHalf MaraWilmington DE/USACaesar Rodney Memorial
21 Oct 1978162:29:20aRDMarathonNiagara Falls ON/CANSkylon International
17 Sep 197821:07:43RDHalf MaraPhiladelphia PA/USAYMCA Inquirer
11 Jun 1978430:33RL9.656 kmAtlantic City NJ/USARelay Runathon
04 Jun 1978230:34.3RD10 kmPhiladelphia PA/USAPhiladelphia Bulletin River Run
25 Sep 1977958:31RD18.5 kmLondon ON/CANSpringbank
18 Apr 1977282:24:55aRDMarathonBoston MA/USABoston
18 Oct 197582:23:22aRDMarathonCrowley LA/USARice Festival
23 Apr 1974102:40:17RDMarathonPhiladelphia PA/USAPenn Relays
Source: arrs.run

In the 1970s, when 2:14 marathoner Gary Fanelli was running Pennsylvania road races, he became famous for showing up at the starting line in full-tilt Blues Brothers regalia – dark shades, porkpie hat, white shirt, and black tie – and running in the lead pack. A Runner’s World photo immortalized Gary’s John Belushi (aka Joliet “Jake” Blues) persona.

When psychologists studying elite runners tested Gary, he posted the highest scores they’d ever seen for positive attitude. (Photo: Gary playing a mannequin at a Brooks booth during a runners’ expo. He managed to fool most passersby until a small boy stomped on his foot and broke his pose.)

Source: joyfulathlete.com/2008/05/29/arf-arf-train-like-a-dog/

HAVING A COSTUME BALL

Gary Fanelli runs for laughs in outlandish outfits

By Franz Lidz for Sports Illustrated

Gary Fanelli claims the world records for the fastest marathons run while costumed as a ghost, a pirate, a teamster, a migrant farm worker and Michael Jackson. Road racing’s longest-running joke disdains the usual garb of singlet and shorts and wears whatever suits him. In the 1986 New York City Marathon, it was a Mets uniform. He played catch with spectators along the route and slid across the finish line. This year he toured New York’s five boroughs as Chef Ronzoni, wearing a white tunic and toque. Despite bantering with the crowd, stopping to pose for pictures and holding a box of his sponsor’s pasta aloft on a silver tray, Fanelli finished in 2:56:48, good enough for 836th place in the field of 22,509.

The 37-year-old Fanelli, whose personal best is a very serious 2:14:16, puts on his road show about 20 times a year at races of varying lengths and also runs a few serious races in regular gear. He claims to have made as much as $5,000 a race in winnings and appearance fees, plus room, board and airfare. “To have Gary Fanelli in your marathon is a prestigious thing,” says Fanelli. “But the money is just incidental. There’s a lot of stress in the world. Everything I do is in the name of laughter. When you laugh, you raise the positive vibrations of the world.”

Fanelli calls himself “a major clown in the universe,” but back home in Ardsley, Pa., he was just another class cutup. He remembers knocking on the door of an older neighbor who had longish hair.

“Get a haircut, Tarzan!” Fanelli yelled, and then ran for his life.

That sort of behavior made him a sprinter. He didn’t become a marathoner until he let his own hair grow, dropped out of Montgomery County (Pa.) Community College and joined a commune in Maui, Hawaii, in 1969. He didn’t stay long. After a few months, he says, an inner voice whispered, “You’re a runner, Gary. You can be really good. Get out of here.”

Fanelli listened, returned to Ardsley and went into training. In 1980 he made the U.S. Olympic trials in Niagara Falls. To protest the American boycott of the Summer Games, he ran in a shirt that read THE ROAD TO MOSCOW ENDS HERE. He led for 15 miles before dropping back into the pack. Fanelli says he set the burning pace so that the three U.S. qualifiers would all have better times than the eventual Olympic champion. The three all finished under 2:11:00. In Moscow a month later, East Germany’s Waldemar Cierpinski won in 2:11:03.

Fanelli retained his competitive edge, leading the 1981 Boston Marathon for 16 miles. That was the year he discovered costume racing. He was flipping through some old 45s in a Souderton, Pa., thrift shop when he saw the Suit. His inner voice whispered “Elwood! Elwood!” The voice was referring to Elwood Blues, Dan Aykroyd’s character in The Blues Brothers. “I knew then that I was on a mission from God,” says Fanelli. He bought the suit, added a thin black tie, dark glasses and a black fedora, and wore it to a runners’ party. The ensemble was such a hit that he wore it for his next race, a 10K run in Southampton, Pa. The Suit was a bigger hit there. He won. As Fanelli crossed the finish line, he even played a few bars of I Can’t Turn You Loose on a harmonica.

Since then Elwood has, at various times, been seen dashing over the Verrazano Bridge in New York, up Heartbreak Hill in Boston and through Olympic Stadium in Stockholm. Sometimes that sharkskin gets a little steamy inside. In Pittsburgh, Fanelli ran with his hat and both hands full of ice cubes. “The show must go on,” he says.

By now Fanelli has a trunkful of characters. There’s the geeky Clarence Nerdelbaum, who carries a calculator and pocket “nerd pack” full of pens and pencils; Dr. Outrageous, a hip neurosurgeon in a surgical mask and scrubs; and Gary Wallstreet, who competed last spring in the Wall Street Rat Race, a 3K run in which the runners circle Manhattan’s financial district in business togs while gripping attachè cases. Before that race, Fanelli gave noontime clinics on how to run with success while dressed for success.

Two years ago at a marathon in Jamaica, Fanelli set a national record of 2:24:41 as Billy Chester Polyester. He describes his getup—straw hat, oversized Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirt—as “patio wear from Sears.” He might have finished a minute faster if, with 100 yards to go, he hadn’t started running backward and dancing reggae style.

Fanelli won some 20 of 35 serious races this year, including six in Hawaii, where he now lives.

“I do have to race for real every so often,” he says, “just to feel what it’s like to run as Gary Fanelli again.”

December 14, 1987

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