A reality television star. Really?
Quite by accident
like when your worst nightmare comes true.
Like that time when you almost drown
in Winnipesaukee
not even old enough to spell the lake’s name
a sturdy blonde girl saved you.
Like your second marriage
to that crazy crazy crazy woman.
Just like those
and you sit up straight
in bed in the middle of the night
for maybe four years
and scream.
