Good news. The old man was now the Executive Director of the Volkswagen Diesel Owners For Trump super PAC.
It’s a paying position if I can count on your support. Couldn’t say, NO, ’cause they offered me a company car.
And a gas card. Promised me great mileage. Many promises. Trust me, they said.
Had me at unlimited free mileage.
Why was she dressed up like an ice cream vendor? Is she playing the white pants suit card? There’s more than enough of the American Dream to go around. – HRC. Her actual words, a real quote. Subliminally, what she really seems to be saying is like free vanilla milkshakes for everybody. What is she smoking?
This woman is a wrecking ball. When there’s no ceiling, the sky’s the limit. Really? Pluto is not even a planet any more. What next?
And we’re all about blowing clouds.
The American Dream is passed down from generation to generation to generation. Morgan Freeman said that. At least, his voice did.
Which is why we need to eliminate the so-called death tax, because two small farmers in Iowa and a few thousands of billionaire’s families need to keep everything they didn’t actually earn themselves.
Trump will eliminate pesky government regulations which are just strangling the breath from the economy. If there is no Environmental Protection Agency, you completely eliminate all EPA violators. Which will in turn reduce prison populations and eliminate long lines at emission testing locations across this great nation of ours. We can retrain those displaced exhaust muffler technicians into loggers and strip-miners. Three most important words in regulations: eliminate, eliminate, eliminate.
The old man took a survey. Made himself invisible and sat in a corner of the new Bob Evan’s. Over by the new Hobby Lobby. Neither paid impact fees, no taxes for the infrastructure, which now always seemed like a roundabout in Milan Italy during rush hour. Only hotter. Win-win-win. Corporations elude taxes, acres of concrete heat the earth, gotta drive to get there, take your Beetle with you.
The old man listened and learned. Coke cares. The lone teen gunman in Munich ..heard on Fox…a great example how Trump’s right about building a wall… banning Muslims.
The only way to stop a good guy with bad ideas is with a bad guy with no ideas.
He says stupid shit I’d like to say but I am not so stupid to say that crap out loud.
The old man’s favorite he couldn’t use. Nine Benghazi investigations, they found nothing. Eleven hours grilled on the witness stand, nothing. Forty years of accusations, nothing. Either she ain’t done nuthin’ wrong or she’s real, real, real clever. Either way, she must be damn dangerous or they wouldn’t have been after her all that time. You boys might be looking at this all wrong. Couldn’t use that. No way. But made you think.
Like maybe most folks have much more in common with radical lesbian dwarf synchronized divers from Micronesia than they do with Donald Trump. Guarantee, girl-run-you-two, you will have more fun having a couple brews with the girls. “Jarring.”
Bumfuzzled. Thinking did that to him these days. The old man had to admit, he was a little rusty. Need to figure out a way to humanize the man. Show him as a regular family guy. Fudges his net worth just like the rest of us, helicopter on blocks in the weeds in the front yard. A BBQ stain on his monogrammed silk shirt fabricated by underage virgins in a tax-haven. A billionaire just like the rest of us.
Maybe some easy-to-grasp graphic. Too many of the today’s electorate wanted lo-info. Low information all they can handle.
